Score: 0

"Star Wars was the worst trilogy in the world"

submission: Star Wars Special Edition

date: July 5, 2006

And somehow you managed to make it worse!

This was beyond crap. The jokes were either stolen from Family Guy, retarded or jokes THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD have made up before this flash.

The artwork was terrible, I felt like it was raping my eyes, you talk about stuff you don't know nothing about. Atleast people who make fun of Star Wars and get money from it (Kevin Smith, Seth McFarlane) know something about the characters, it's like you just saw the films for the first time and said "WTF? LOL HEX!" and decided to make fun of it by adding a Gay C-3PO (oh my god! Even if you made this in 1977 this would still be old news!), Pot jokes (And by listening to them it's obvious that you probably don't even know what pot is) and ofcourse asking questions about the movie in the movie ("Why do you choke people?".... OMG AND HE DOSN'T KNOW, SO FUNNY! Oh, wait.. NO! It's not.

Seriously, get a sense of humour, learn to animate and THEN maybe you can do a Star Wars spoof, even though the idea itself has been so overused that it probably wouldn't even be funny even if it was original.

Bitch
-Badgerman 8

Score: 10

"finally!"

submission: Foamy Fucks Germaine

date: May 11, 2006

wE HAVE BEEN waiting for this since the dawn of time.

By the way, Foamy is the worst character EVER!

Score: 0

"Wait... what?"

submission: - War is Hell -

date: May 11, 2006

Nazis in California 1988?

Score: 2

"Well...."

submission: Drink Drank Drunk

date: May 11, 2006

The animation was pretty gay, and the song was pretty gay aswell.

But I can relate to fighting with garbage cans.

Score: 2

"Crazy Robots on Gay Island"

submission: Destroy All Humans Ep.1

date: May 11, 2006

Not funny. Sound unintelligable. Graphics made me gay.

Score: 6

"Well...."

submission: Wake Me Up at E3

date: May 11, 2006

I give you a six as the some of the things you said in the song are true, worthy of my ears and some even a little bit funny.

But the song... was just so horrible, Green Day sucks donkey balls of the Beastiality Kings and the singer for this version was terribly tone deaf. Seriously, it hurt my ears. He also sang just like the gREEN Day dude, making the song even worse.

I wish I could talk about the animation... or the lack of it anyways, as most of the flash was just Googled up images and you didn't even try to make them look good.

And the speech bubbles was like you were trying to make fun of your own flash... sad... sad.

Score: 7

"You just earned a.... eh....ehheheheu"

submission: the YuYu

date: May 11, 2006

I have no idea what is going on in your flash.... maybe... you could explain the story... or have a story.... or tell me where the hell I am?

But, the art pleased me, I may just not have to kill you.

Plus, the slaughter in the end makes me want to make love to you.

Badgerman 8

for no reason.

Score: 0

"This is the lamest thing I've ever seen!"

submission: M is Bad!

date: May 11, 2006

First of all, even for a Sprite Cartoon, the animation was crappy.

Second, incest is the most funniest thing in the world, and somehow you managed it to be not funny. That's just show that you have no talents what so ever.

The jokes were flat and highly unfunny. Wow, so you hate the Numa Numa guy, so does everyone else on Newgrounds but they aren't desperate enough to kill him off in their flash as they aren't as sad and pathetic as you. Other jokes that failed to impress me was stuff like Mario raping his brother for no appearent reason. What? He was drunk? Like that's reason enough. You could have atleast show that he hallucinated and saw a baby or something.

Also, if everyone else at the party found Luigi, how come none of them ever interacted again in the story, instead of continuing with the failing sypnosis of the incest storyline, you moved on to wacky gay Benny Hill running away from a gun storyline, which sucked even more then the rape one.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Were you born unfunny and retarted? And then adding DuckHunt and Sonic... is that supose to be funny? Both those things were very predictable.

And when trying to use homo erotisicsm in a funny way, do it right with characters that everyone know are already gay. Like that Knock Out Montage, now that was funny. Your flash however was just a lame excuse to see sprites having sex so you can jack off to, like Judge Reinhold in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Seriously,
Badgerman 8

PS
The voices reminded me of AIDS

Score: 4

"Totally hot"

submission: South Park Surprise

date: April 23, 2006

The animation sucked.... and the voices were all way too quick, the only reason I'm not giving you a total zero is because Incest is totally hot.

Score: 10

"BRILLIANT"

submission: sex and the bedroom

date: April 23, 2006

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